December 2004 Archives

I've been having weird dreams lately. Nothing evil, just weird. And I'm remembering them, which is unusual. Tonight was no different.

On this site, Queenie questions the coifing women are doing to their nether regions. So I felt the need to chime in on the subject.

In the 70's, I dated a number of women ranging from the "liberated", to the "I haven't taken a bath since the last "Grateful Dead" concert", to the full-blown "hippy-girls", to the acid-washed brain children.

I've seen more hair on a woman than most pro-wrestlers can cover themselves in. I've seen "landing strips", "cheverons", hearts, words, you name it, shaved, etched and naired into the pubic region. Most of these on one girl friend. She had a habit of changing her "hair style" the first night after the "curse". Don't ask, I never figured it out, she just liked to be different. But it was intriguing.

But I did date an Asian girl back then. The first time we got naked together I was blown away by the fact that the only folicles working, were on her brows and crown, nothing else. She definitely had my attention.

With not a single hair on her legs, arm pits, ARMS, and the total defoliation of her "rain forest", not to mention her small chest, I demanded proof of age before I sent her back to a playground. She produced said documents, proving she was legal, to my relief.

So I asked if it was a genetic problem or self induced. She said it was self induced. When I asked why, I got an unusual answer.

All the Asian (read Vietmanese) girls shaved like that to be like American women. All the pictures of American women show them with bald legs and no hair under their arms. So it was assumed they shaved EVERYTHING. So, to be like them, THEY shaved EVERYTHING.

Now, I enjoy flossing my teeth as much as the next guy. But the feel of smooth skin against your chin and cheeks, and not having to spit, is a nice feeling. A completely different tactile feeling. Very nice actually.

And I found it made me more willing to keep myself more presentable by shaving on a regular basis. Whisker burn works both ways, and it isn't fun.

Also, don't get me wrong, I enjoy a litle variety (see above coif descriptions) but I still prefer a "Kojak" to floss.

The Woman keeps playing a game on her cell phone. Not that that is a problem really; just that she keeps running down the battery. So for Christmas, I'm going to get her a Game Boy Advance. And the game she keeps playing.

I figure the screen will be a lot easier to see, and she won't have to charge her phone every night. Plus, if she finds another game she likes, we can buy the module and she can switch around.

Damn I'm good.

The Woman has a nice "hood" piercing. That little silver ring pokes out so invitingly at all the right moments. It also does wonder when played with.

I think it is a wonderful adornment and looks sexy as hell. Plus the side benefits are worthy of unbound praise (though the "bound" part can be worked on).

Now the problem: she told me she is thinking about taking it out.

Oh, yeah. It feels GREAT at various time during sex. But when the REAL bump, and especially GRIND, get going, it also grinds against her pubic bone. Not a good feeling for her.

I know she likes it. And I hope she keeps it. But she is a little "sensitive" about this area. I don't know if any suggestions I have will be well received. The "sensitive" and "embarrassing" aspects may make her just remove it and avoid the whole issue.

Yeah, this is all about me. I LIKE the jewelry. I WANT her to keep it. I HAVE ideas on how to make it better. I just don't know how to present them without having to dodge frying pans, or being force to live without the jewelry and its support area for a while.

But, DAMN! It looks so-oo-oo good.